Alasdair Discovers ScotEng: THE SEQUEL

While the kettle was boiling Arthur made his way back to the Scot's study to shut down his computer, saving energy was important for the Kirklands they both agree to decrease their carbon footprint & keep the earth's air clean & free for future generations. As he was about to close all tabs his eyes caught a certain disturbing image & with no time at all the Englishman cried out in terror, "What in the fresh hell is all this?" At his exact moment Alasdair was in the lounge contemplating about his life choices, startled by the cry of his brother he rushed to his aid. Discovering Arthur sitting in the chair, whimpering, The Scot slowly made his way to the computer. Hovering his head over Arthur's shoulder "Whats wrang wi' ye noo?" But before he could continue his enquiry he once again received the horrendous flashbacks, He may have seen awful things but he certainly hasn't seen the worst.


"If I haven't lost faith in humanity before, I have now." Arthur Kirkland 2017
*Image Artist Unknown*

Alasdair Discovers ScotEng

It was roughly twenty minutes past one in the afternoon on a Thursday & Arthur was on his way to pay his brother Alasdair, a visit. It has been rather tedious time for the Kirlands so its high time for them all to spend some time together, bonding if you will. As Arthur made his way to the Scot's door he noticed that it was slightly open a jar, this was rather puzzling why would Alasdair leave his door unlocked? Growing worried he made his way into the house, it was silent but the silence didn't last long till he was rudely welcomed by a tremendous loud coughing from the first floor of the building, Calling out his name "Alasdair, Alasdair! Is that you? Are you alright?" Following the coughing to one of the bathrooms in the Scot's home, slowly opening the door & to his horror Arthur saw his dear sweet older brother head first into the toilet, With the sound of panic in his voice Arthur cried out "Brother dear, what happened to you? You've not got yourself a bloody hangover have you?" As the Scot calmed down from releasing his stomach contents into the toilet he looked towards his younger sibling. "Ah dornt hae a hangover ye wee gobshite. Ah saw somethin'.. somethin', very a disbursin'..". The Scot placed his hand upon the other male's shoulder, looking stright into his eyes. "Wee brither, Ah know ye ne'er listen tae me but.. listen tae me noo, dinnae, Ah repeat fur th' loove ay god, dinnae google ScotEng. Yoo'll regrit it fur lae ay yer existence." Fear struck within Arthur, Was this a ship? A ship that involved himself & his dear older brother? He wasted no time in aiding Alasdair back upon his feet. "I prefer not to see the horrors that you have seen brother dear but I can not have you laying all over the bathroom floor looking like this, get your arse on your sofa & I'll make some Camomile Tea."



"I've seen some shite in mah time & thes is th' warst kin' ay shite." Alasdair Kirkland. 2017
*Alasdair art by HurrHurr*