Just a quick note before you read this, this rap was inspired by my own experiences with fanon Arthur accounts. I sassed a few one too many & they couldn't handle it. Quite a few follow my Arthur but never do anything, I guess the rap you're about to see may give the reason why, & also just a warning there are mild sexual references in this rap battle..I know you're going to read it but I thought I'd just say that just in case! I hope you enjoy!
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Alfred: Dude! A Epic Rap Battle? That's like totally awesome! So..What's a Fanon & a Canon? & Why is there a wimpy version of you standing there?
Arthur: How do I put this, Canon is true to heart Fanon is some rubbish a group of fangirls have created.
Alfred: Damn Son, Lol, watching you rap bro.. its totally gonna be funny as hell! You're far too stuffy to do anything like that!
Arthur: Stuffy you say lad? Well then.. lets crack on with this rap battle & I can show you whose stuffy.
Click For Instrumental Tune
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Alfred: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIAAAAAAAAA! FANON VS CANON, MY DUDE BRO, ARTHUR! BEGIN!
Canon: Now who stands before me with a pathetic look in his eye, Oh its the bloke that if you'll sneeze he'll cry. You my lad bring shame to my name, what do you think this is some idiotic children's game? The names Arthur Kirkland you don't want to mess with me, I was once a filthy Pirate that ruled the seven seas. What have you got to show apart from falling to your knees, beating you at this game will be a complete utter breeze.
Fanon: *Whimpers* Y..Y..You're a meanie! F..F.Fuck You!
Canon: Me? A meanie? Is that all you've got? For goodness sake boy wipe your face you're covered in snot. I'm not here to be cruel or mean per say, I'm just here to correct the errors & to tell you I'm not gay. Have you ever read a text book about the history of my life? Maybe you'd find out that I once had a wife. Queen Elizabeth the first stated she was married to the country, Hm lets see I need to put this to you bluntly. Never in my life would I want Alfred in my bed, the same goes for Francis do you understand what's being said?
Fanon: I..It's not true! I.. I love Alfred with all my heart. My King, come to me! I NEEEED YOU!
Alfred: I'm gonna blow chunks.
Fanon: BABE PLEASE LOVE ME!! I NEED YOUR WARMTH!
Alfred: Dude keep away from me! That's gross!
Canon: For goodness sake you don't get it do you? There is no one I love more than my sweet Honeydew. Now please I'm asking you politely leave Alfred alone, the sight of you is starting to make me groan. The one thing I'm going to tell you & I doubt you'd believe this, but Alfred over there came out of my penis. Do you have a clue how colonisation works? Have you heard of New England? Come on now you're driving me berserk.
Fanon: *Cries a little cause savage is turned on to maximum power*
Canon: Clearly you can not cooperate in this silly little rap, Its not like I give a toss or a crap. Please excuse me I need to get back my shed needs a second gloss, but before I go pardon my French but kindly piss off.
Alfred: Duuuuuude! Who won? Whose next? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP! RAP! BATTLE OF HETALIAAAAAA!!!
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Alfred: Dude! A Epic Rap Battle? That's like totally awesome! So..What's a Fanon & a Canon? & Why is there a wimpy version of you standing there?
Arthur: How do I put this, Canon is true to heart Fanon is some rubbish a group of fangirls have created.
Alfred: Damn Son, Lol, watching you rap bro.. its totally gonna be funny as hell! You're far too stuffy to do anything like that!
Arthur: Stuffy you say lad? Well then.. lets crack on with this rap battle & I can show you whose stuffy.
Click For Instrumental Tune
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Alfred: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIAAAAAAAAA! FANON VS CANON, MY DUDE BRO, ARTHUR! BEGIN!
Canon: Now who stands before me with a pathetic look in his eye, Oh its the bloke that if you'll sneeze he'll cry. You my lad bring shame to my name, what do you think this is some idiotic children's game? The names Arthur Kirkland you don't want to mess with me, I was once a filthy Pirate that ruled the seven seas. What have you got to show apart from falling to your knees, beating you at this game will be a complete utter breeze.
Fanon: *Whimpers* Y..Y..You're a meanie! F..F.Fuck You!
Canon: Me? A meanie? Is that all you've got? For goodness sake boy wipe your face you're covered in snot. I'm not here to be cruel or mean per say, I'm just here to correct the errors & to tell you I'm not gay. Have you ever read a text book about the history of my life? Maybe you'd find out that I once had a wife. Queen Elizabeth the first stated she was married to the country, Hm lets see I need to put this to you bluntly. Never in my life would I want Alfred in my bed, the same goes for Francis do you understand what's being said?
Fanon: I..It's not true! I.. I love Alfred with all my heart. My King, come to me! I NEEEED YOU!
Alfred: I'm gonna blow chunks.
Fanon: BABE PLEASE LOVE ME!! I NEED YOUR WARMTH!
Alfred: Dude keep away from me! That's gross!
Canon: For goodness sake you don't get it do you? There is no one I love more than my sweet Honeydew. Now please I'm asking you politely leave Alfred alone, the sight of you is starting to make me groan. The one thing I'm going to tell you & I doubt you'd believe this, but Alfred over there came out of my penis. Do you have a clue how colonisation works? Have you heard of New England? Come on now you're driving me berserk.
Fanon: *Cries a little cause savage is turned on to maximum power*
Canon: Clearly you can not cooperate in this silly little rap, Its not like I give a toss or a crap. Please excuse me I need to get back my shed needs a second gloss, but before I go pardon my French but kindly piss off.
Alfred: Duuuuuude! Who won? Whose next? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP! RAP! BATTLE OF HETALIAAAAAA!!!
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